Justina Valentine Roasts Nick Cannon on TMZ After Dark Bus

When Justina Valentine took the mic on TMZ After Dark over the weekend, she wasn’t just there to show off her freestyle chops—though she absolutely did that. The Wild‘N Out star also made sure her boss Nick Cannon felt the heat, landing perfectly timed jabs that had the entire bus losing it.

The timing was too good to be coincidence. Mother’s Day weekend gave Justina the perfect setup, and she wasted no time calling out Nick for treating the holiday like his personal Super Bowl. But the real knockout came when she compared him to Oprah Winfrey—except instead of handing out cars, he’s handing out kids. You get a kid! You get a kid! YOU get a kid!!! The place erupted. It’s the kind of roast that only lands when you’ve got serious freestyle skills backing it up, and Valentine proved she’s not just funny—she’s sharp.

Beyond the comedy, what’s worth noting here is how comfortable Valentine is operating in this space. She’s been a staple on Wild‘N Out for years, working alongside Nick Cannon, so there’s an ease to the ribbing that comes from real rapport. This isn’t awkward office humor; it’s the kind of banter that happens when you’ve built genuine chemistry with the people around you. DJ Blue kept the beats rolling as the crew hit The Burgundy Room before heading to Beaches Weho, and by the end of the night, it was clear that Valentine absolutely owned the energy.

The TMZ After Dark tour brings in a different celebrity host every weekend, so if this is the bar they’re setting, people are going to want to grab tickets just to see who shows up and what chaos they’ll bring. Valentine reminded everyone why she belongs in these rooms—not just as a supporting player, but as someone who can command the mic and keep a room engaged from start to finish.