There’s a new contender for the “wildest police incident” award, and it stars a Florida man named Walter Frymire. He was first spotted wandering around a public park—sans clothing—and things escalated quickly. When authorities came to investigate, they initially thought they were facing a nudity-related nuisance, but they quickly discovered that this situation was about to become much more bizarre!
A routine body scan during Frymire’s arrest revealed an unexpected surprise: a full-size thermos lodged in his rectum, causing major concern for his health. I mean, who needs a hydration station when you’ve got the world’s most inconvenient flask on hand? As deputies learned, Frymire wasn’t exactly thrilled about being taken into custody, allegedly responding with threats that would make most people think twice about their approach.
The drama didn’t end there—Frymire was taken to the hospital where the thermos was removed, probably saving his life. With a past full of 25 arrests and five prison terms, you have to wonder if this guy’s just looking for attention—or if he’s just always this high on life! Are you fascinated or horrified by this story? What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever heard of someone trying to sneak in?
